Hiuri Special: Get it together, Hime!
tl by danluffey
Get it together, Hime!
1: [This is the ninja village of Heiga, where Gen and the gang were raised.
2: How do they look, Sakon?
4: They're really getting better.
5: Especially Himemaru. He's been making leaps and bounds.
6: And he's got such a sense for technique!
7: Gen's a little more agile, but Hime's forte lies in his ability to read his opponents' moves.
8: That's why, while they're almost on equal ground as far as skill is concerned, Gen can never beat Hime.
1: That's #10!
3: He's going to grow up to be an amazing swordsman.
4: Hime! The missus is calling for you!
6: /Babysitting again...?
7: Guess it's more babysitting?
8: You didn't have to hit me!!
1: /This doesn't seem like more babysitting...
3: You're 14 years old now. Soon, you need to begin training in advanced techniques.
5: Therefore, from this day forward, I will be teaching you kunoichi techniques.
7: You mean... the art of transforming into a woman?!
8: That's right.
2: Why me...
4: Kunoichi techniques have always been techniques used by women to creep up on the enemy, or by other ninjas to manipulate women. But the core of the techniques have always lied in the art of becoming womanly.
5: Umm... wait.
6: These are not techniques that just anyone can do. It requires the natural ability to read the hearts of others.
7: Ninja have always striven to deceive the enemy with their techniques.
8: /You've gotta be kidding me... I need to get out of this...
9: This means that all ninja must be naturally good at this.
10: I know you have it in you!
11: I've already decided that you do!
12: /I have no choice, do I...
13: Now fold this here.
1: /This feels really strange...
2: /I can't believe I'm turning into a woman...
3: /Is this the only training I'm going to do from now on?
4: /Just when I started enjoying swordfighting, I get stuck with this...
5: Here. Take a look.
6: It should be obvious that beauty is necessary to complete this technique!
7: You really have grown up to be a beautiful man! I knew I saw something in you!
2: Hey, there's a woman I've never seen before with the missus!
4: Is she a guest?
5: Who is she?
6: A white robe!
7: Wow! She's beautiful!
8: I'm gonna spit on her!
10: Sh-she's beautiful, but...
11: She's kinda scary...
13: that voice...
15: Now, now! Himemaru is studying right now, so you mustn't disturb him. Go over there and play!
1: No, no! You can't walk like that!
2: You need to look graceful and frail, like a woman! You need to be more natural!
4: You can't TRY to be graceful! Understand? Watch!
5: Once more!
7: I never knew Hime was so beautiful! Right, Gen?
8: Don't you boys have your own training to do?!
9: Wahh! Oh no!
1: OK, that's enough for today.
3: Oh, wait!
4: N-now what?
5: Drink this before you sleep.
6: What is it?
7: It's sweet!
8: Foreign honey. It will make your voice more beautiful. Lick it every day.
9: And put this on your face before you sleep.
10: It's a special pack made from warbler droppings.
11: It makes your skin so smooth! I even use it sometimes.
13: Every morning you need to comb your hair very diligently. Use this special oil.
14: And keep practicing with your sword! But make sure not to get too tanned or hurt.
15: Good night!
2: The girls are after him again.
3: Ever since he started dressing up as a girl, he's gotten really popular.
4: ...I don't understand women's tastes.
5: Hey, Hime! Tell me how I can be as pretty as you!
6: What's your secret skin care technique?
7: And your hair!
8: Tell us!!
9: I don't know!!
10: Ask the missus!
1: How many did you dodge?
2: One, two, three, um...
5: Hi Himemaru.
7: Give me a hard routine today.
9: Alright, but let's start with the basics. Gen!
12: Don't look at me like thaaat!!
14: Now, now...
15: Everything's allllright.
2: What's wrong, Himemaru?
3: Do you not like your training?
4: Or how everyone teases you about it?
5: I can handle that much...
1: But I feel like I'm gradually turning into a woman.
2: Then you're mistaken.
3: Your job isn't just to mimic women.
4: No matter how much you try and become something you aren't, you will never reach it.
5: The most important thing to do, wherever you are, is to support and accept your true self.
6: That's why, in order to become a true kunoichi,
7: you need to become a true man!
9: Now then, let's continue our makeup training.
10: /It's kind of pathetic how she always talks me into this somehow...
4: What's wrong? Sakon's been worried that you're under the weather.
5: It's Hime...
6: It feels like he's changed...
1: You're just surprised because he became beautiful all of a sudden.
2: Hime's the same as he's always been...
3: No he isn't! He's...
4: he's different now!
5: He doesn't come out to play anymore, and he doesn't joke around with me anymore.
6: He's just... quiet. Like he's going someplace far away...
7: You may be right. But...
8: If someone near you feels distant, then it means that you've grown a bit as well.
9: And that's a very good thing. It isn't something to be sad about.
10: Hime's still your friend, isn't he? That's all that matters.
1: Now then...
2: let's go!
3: Mmm... I have great expectations for you!
4: Now go!!
5: We need to start teaching them better...
6: to ensure that they all come back alive.
2: My name is Chigusa. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
3: Beautiful, Himemaru!
4: You could become anyone's wife now!
6: Just kidding!
8: Such cruel swordsmanship techniques... I never expected them from a woman like that!
9: Then give up already.
10: That's false advertising!
11: And so, Himemaru became a pro.
13: [The End
Hiuri Vol. 3 / END
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