#2. Not Your Typical Bank Robbery
CROCODILE PRECINCT #2
tl by danluffey
#2. Not Your Typical Bank Robbery
1: Hello, Rin...
3: You're here, aren't you?
4: Where are you, Rin?
1: Oh, Mika!
2: You're late.
4: Umm... umm, I...
5: Relax, this is my girlfriend! You don't need to worry.
6: Rin, did you call me all the way over here just to show me this?
7: Naw, we just got a little tied up... it's been a while for me, you know...
8: You liar... we did five rounds yesterday, and three rounds today already...
9: Shuddap! All men need to do is shut their mouth and work hard!
1: We're almost done, so just go and wait in the kitchen. I have a bunch of drinks in the fridge if you want one!
2: Time to finish up! Ready?!
4: Moan for me, baby!!
1: Sorry for making you wait.
2: You said it was urgent...
3: I know what I said! You aren't the only one who's been waiting here.
4: What? There are more people here?!
5: Yeah. And they brought a case with them. They're in the living room.
6: I haven't heard the details yet, but it seems like it's an order from the Precinct.
7: Rin... you kept guests waiting just to fuck your boyfriend?
8: I had no choice. We had just started when they came - what the hell was I supposed to do? This is my style, girl. No matter how big of an emergency it might be, I have to finish what I set out to do!
9: You're really something...
1: Let's go into the living room.
2: You're just going to leave him there like that?
3: Yeah, when he wakes up he'll leave through the back door.
4: When he wakes up... is he unconscious?
5: Yeah. He always gets like that.
6: So, these guests of yours are men?
7: I think so... can't be sure, though. I saw them in about two or three hours ago.
1: Sorry to keep you waiting...
2: Nice to meet you. I'm sorry for intruding like this.
1: /Is he trying to be a smartass?
2: /Heh. Looks like we've got a joker here...
3: Can you start by telling us who you are?
4: Ah, yes. Please excuse me.
5: You're both just so beautiful, I lost my train of thought...
6: /This fucker doesn't let up, does he?!
7: Sorry for the late introduction. I'm Takamura, and this is my secretary Naruto... we entered the HQ around the same time that your boss, Ogata did.
8: Currently, we've resigned from our positions and are working at the Mint...
9: The Mint?! You mean the place that makes all the bills and coins?
10: That's right.
11: Well what do you want, then?
12: What did you come all the way down here to us for?
1: I asked your boss about this, but he said that the two of you would be more than sufficient to handle it...
2: Is this an official order from the Precinct, then?
3: You are free to believe that if you like.
4: You're really starting to piss me off! Is it an order or isn't it?!
5: I'm sorry to ask, but there isn't anyone else here besides you two, is there? Secrecy is of the utmost importance, after all...
6: Geez, you sure know how to annoy people! Yes! We're alone!
1: Someone's here!
2: Ah! It's him!
3: Oh no! He must have slipped going down the stairs!
4: My baby!
5: Ahh... I'm so dizzy... I can see three suns... no, four...
6: Hey, c'mon! Get a hold of yourself! You're a man, aren't you?!
7: I'm just a little tired, that's all...
1: Here, this medicine will make you feel better!
2: Drink all of that and get to bed!
4: Before I explain, please look at this.
5: Well, actually, I'd like you to try it on. It'll be easier to explain if you're wearing it.
6: Wearing what?
7: /He's really trying to build up the suspense, isn't he?!
1: Wh-what the hell?! What is this?!
1: They look good on you.
2: What the fuck are they?! Gas masks?! What are you trying to pull here, man?!
3: She has a point. Don't tell me you want us to go scuba diving?
4: Just what are these for?
1: I want you to attack a bank.
2: Wh-what?! Attack a bank... you mean you want us to rob it?!
1: You really want us to rob a bank for you?
2: I have to say, I didn't expect THAT!
3: Yes. I suppose in the end, what you'll be doing is robbing it.
4: What a surprise... you know, people think the Crocodile Precinct is on the side of the system, but we're only doing that for business purposes... the truth is, we're neither for the system or against the system... we just clamp down our teeth on whatever evil we see. That's the only mission that binds us.
5: Now, if you know anything about us... then what reason could you possibly have for asking us to rob a bank?
6: A very good reason.
7: And I want you to understand that the order for this bank robbery was given directly by your boss!
1: It's time for you to explain the details, Takamura-san. What good reason would we have to put on these masks and rob a bank?
2: Yes. That is what I came here for, after all.
3: As I explained earlier, I work at the Mint. I'm currently in charge of coin manufacturing.
1: Last month, a man came to my attention. I won't say his name, but that is only because he has already been captured by my men. Let's just call him "A." A was working at the Mint, yet he also possessed a great deal of medical wisdom. I believe he learned it all on his own, without any proper schooling. Either way, the fact remains that A was a very disturbed individual.
2: Whenever he got home from work, he would shut himself up in his room and work on an experiment. What was the experiment, you ask?
3: He was cultivating Corynebacterium diphtheriae, the bacteria that causes diptheria!
5: Yes. The contagious upper respiratory tract illness.
1: So, let me guess... he was planting the bacteria on the coins he was creating?
3: He attached the bacteria on every 100 yen coin he created one day, for a total of 10,000 coins. He was planning on spreading the disease as fast and suddenly as he could to create a widespread panic.
4: But why?
5: That's what we're not sure about. We're still interrogating him... for now, all we can say is that he is extremely disturbed, and that he had a desire to see people in a panic...
6: So what happened to the coins?
7: Our investigations tell us...
8: that they are now in the vault of the Gorin Bank.
1: The Gorin Bank?!
2: That's right. The infected coins have already reached the bank, and in only two or three more days, they will be handed out to customers.
3: Are you people retarded?!
4: If those coins are so dangerous, then all you need to do is go in there and get 'em back, you stupid motherfuckers!
5: That's the problem. We've given this a lot of thought... and in the end, we can't ignore the fact that to banks, "trust" is more important than anything else.
6: If someone finds out that coins infected with diptheria have reached the inside of that bank, then panic will break out! It may not end up as bad as an actual diptheria panic...
7: but in the end, it seems that robbing the bank is the only way to avoid both negative outcomes.
8: Of course, the bank doesn't know anything about the coins yet... and we only want you to steal one bank -- the vinyl bag that has those 10,000 coins in it!
1: We may not be able to provide much, but Naruto and I will assist you in any way we can.
2: If the boss ordered it, then we have no choice but to comply.
3: So these masks are to protect us from infection, huh?
4: When do you want us to rob it?
5: Your time limit is two days. Any later, and the infected coins will reach the people.
6: Two days...
7: I don't believe this shit. A bank robbery and diptheria... Mika, are you sure you want to do this?
1: What I want doesn't matter... this is business.
2: And on top of that, it's a direct order from the boss. We have to heed it.
2: I didn't ask you to help me change, you know!!
3: I know... I just... thought I'd teach you the right way to use those masks...
1: You think we'd be able to keep this job without knowing something like that?!
2: Shit like that's all written in our training textbook!
3: We'll tell you when we need help.
4: We're the ones at the helm of this operation, aren't we?
5: Y-yes... that's right.
6: Then stop trying to peek in on us like a couple of perverts!!
SIGN: Gorin Bank
1: I almost didn't recognize you.
2: Same here! I thought you were some millionaire's trophy wife!
3: So far, so good. Did you take all the pictures!
4: Just need to snap the entrance now.
1: Alright... I've finished the blueprints.
3: You need to go through here and enter the basement in order to access the vault.
4: Our investigations tell us that the vault is locked with a clock key. It only opens at 9:00 AM, and then closes two hours later at 11 AM.
5: And that's the only way to get it open?
6: That's right. It'll close automatically at 11, and not even dynamite will be able to get you out then.
1: Hey, you rented out the room on the third floor, didn't you? We've got a problem!
2: Don't be so noisy! What is it?
3: Well, I don't have any concrete proof, exactly, but I'm pretty sure the guests in that room are up to no good! All they've been doing since lunchtime is staring at the bank across the street with a telescope, and taking pictures at night...
4: And now all of a sudden there are two men in the room planning something with them!
5: I-I'm calling the police!
7: Wh-what'd you do that for?!
8: H-how dare?!
1: Aaahh! Someone! Someone, heeelp!
4: If you happened to tell someone what you saw, it'd really fuck things up....
5: Fugahh! How dare!
6: so I'm going to take the liberty of dislocating your jaws for a bit!
8: H-h-how.... drrrrhh...
2: We don't have any more time to waste.
3: The plan will begin
4: tomorrow morning!
1: What time is it?
2: 8:30... the center entrance to the bank will open soon.
1: It's open!
2: Let's go!
3: All we need to do is follow the plan. Keep calm... got it?!
2: Don't make a sound! Take us inside!
3: And hurry it up!
4: [We're sorry, but today the bank will open from 11 AM. -Gorin Bank
1: Shut up and stay still! Put your hands up over your heads!
1: Now keep your hands up and get over here! All of you!!
1: On the double!!
3: Do I need to hurt someone to make you believe us?!
1: Stupid bastard!
2: What, now you're trying to run?!
4: You're the one in charge here? I don't know what you were trying to do, but you're better off staying quiet!
5: The only reason we'd have to off someone is if jackasses like you start doing stupid shit!
6: Just sit tight for a bit! Trust me, you'll make a killing in damages after all's said and done!
1: She... dislocated his jaw!
2: Not just his jaw... his hands and feet too!
3: Listen up! We have no intention of injuring anyone who does what we say. But we need you to stay quiet until we're finished! Otherwise, there will be sacrifices.
4: Now, line up and get inside that room!
5: Wait. Before that...
6: I want all men and women to strip themselves from the waist down!
2: If they're naked from the waist down, they won't run away.
3: Hurry it up! You heard me, didn't you?
6: Hurry it up! Your pants and panties, all of it!
7: I said hurry it up!
3: Umm.... er, I...
4: Aww, come on, boy, not now!
1: Now hurry up and get inside the room!
2: I'm sure I shouldn't need to explain this to you at this point, but forcing this door open and trying to escape would be a very bad idea.
3: But just in case, I'm going to leave a guard here. And he's going to kill the first person who tries to run out!
1: Let's go.
2: We're running out of time.
3: The vault's this way.
4: Daaaaayumn! Now that's a fucking vault!
1: It only opens at 9 AM. No exceptions.
2: It opens at 9 AM, and closes at 11 AM.
3: All we need to take from inside is the bag of infected 100 yen coins... that's all.
4: Stop stating the obvious, dammit!
5: It's going to open!
1: Turn on the light!
1: Damn girl... I've never seen such a big stack before.
2: Takamura-san... what's the ID code for the bag of infected coins?
1: OK! Hurry up and find that bag!
2: Not this one either...
3: H-hey! What's happening out there?!
4: I don't know! I can't see anything?!
1: They're keeping it shut with something from the other side. Do you see the guard?
2: No... but he may be hiding out of sight...
3: It's hot in here!
4: Just try to bear it... it shouldn't be long!
5: The windows in here are locked too. This is virtually a sauna!
6: Let's at least try to break open the windows if we can!
7: Are you crazy?! If we start making noise, they'll kill us!
1: I'm surprised, though... I never thought they'd try and strip us to keep us from running.
2: What are you trying to do, compliment the criminals?!
3: How long are they going to keep us shut up in here for?
4: They'll run once they steal the money. Remember, the vault closes automatically at 11 AM.
5: Once they get what they want, they'll let us out!
6: H-hey! What are you two doing?!
7: Ahhh, oooh...
9: What do you mean SORRY?! Just because you're naked done there doesn't mean you can do whatever you want!
10: You think you're some goddamn playboy, showin' off like that? Goddammit! Get away from her! Get awaaaaaay!
11: It's so hot...
1: This isn't it either!
2: I don't see any bag in here with that number! Mika, how about you?
4: Enough. It doesn't matter how long you search, you won't find it.
2: Fufufu... you fell right into our trap!
4: Kufufufu... Crocodile Precinct, Shark Precinct, whatever you are... you're still nothing but a couple of stupid women!
5: You never even considered it, did you? There never was an infected bag of coins, from the very beginning!
6: Now throw down your weapons.
7: Move, and we'll splat your heart like a grape!
1: I see... so this whole plan was just to frame us here!
2: You must have some connection to the police force, though, if you knew our boss's name...
3: You're right about that. We need full access to substantial authority in order to pull off things like this, you see.
4: And what you were really after was all the money in this vault! That's why you made up the story about the diptheria...
5: God fucking dammit...
6: Fufufu... this is why women are so stupid. They talk so big, yet they always manage to screw up somehow.
7: Now take off your mask, you disgusting pig!
1: Hmph! Don't worry, you'll be free of pain soon.
3: Agghh... my eye...
4: Hurry up and fill the bag with cash!
2: Out of the way, Naruto!
1: Gggh... muthafuggaaaas!!
1: Ahhh! Naruto!!
3: No... nooooo!!
1: Rin! Are you alright?!
3: Good. Help me out here!
1: No! If you turn the clock to 11 AM, it'll...
2: We did it... Rin...
3: Yeah... whoopdey fucking doo...
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