PULVERIZE 'EM, ZACK! #5
tl by danluffey
Chapter 5 - Reborn
1: Huh?! Wh-what the?! My leg... my leg's frozen!
2: Gyaaahhh! I-I looost!
3: I loooost!!
2: I saw that stupid dream again...
3: Grraahh! That's it! No more sleeping!
4: Wait, Zack! Where are you going in the middle of the night?!
5: I wanna win!
6: I gotta win!
7: I gotta beat him!
1: I didn't come all the way here from Brazil just to get knocked down by that jerk!
2: I wanna be the strongest guy in the world!
3: Shut up! What time do you think it is?!
5: I need to start training myself again from the bottom up!
6: I have to beat up that Hishi guy, no matter what!
1: Yeaaaah! Head butt training!
2: Take this!
3: And this!
4: And thiiiiis!!
5: L-look at all the bumps I got...
6: It's divine punishment!
7: [Like that's going to make you strong!
8: Enough! No more doubting myself!
SIGN: Please drive safely
9: It's time to train! Train and train and train until I can train no moe!
SFX: CRACK BAM THUD
10: Th-this sure does hurt, though...
1: [Colonel Sanders
1: Kick! Kick! Kick!!
2: Gotta keep kickin'!
3: Uooohhh! That Hishi idiot was really fast, so I gotta learn to run faster too!
4: Ugyaaahh! Something bit me!!
5: Oryaaahh! I don't care if it rains! I'm not gonna stop!
6: Uwahh! OK, OK! You got me!
1: Ever since Hishi Ryo beat Zack...
2: He's completely changed. He just keeps talking about training every day...
3: Heheheh... that's right. He's changed.
7: should I say... he's trying to get reborn.
8: Huh? Th-the janitor...?
9: What are you doing here?
2: That old guy said he's gonna teach me boxing?!
TEXT: Stupid Hishi
3: Uhoho! That's right!
4: But you're gonna have to work hard if you wanna beat that guy.
5: Hishi Ryo's a genius when it comes to fighting. Men like him only appear once per decade!
6: You can barely stand up, old man! How are you gonna teach me anything?!
7: You're the janitor from Non's school, arencha?
1: Heheh... I see potential in you, kid. That's all...
3: Four hits...
4: Those all would have hit you, if I hadn't stopped 'em.
6: Why the heck are you punching me for no reason, you crazy old coot?!
4: If you really want to get stronger...
5: and you're willing to drop your pride and your ego to do it... then bring it on...
7: Shut up!
1: Hohoho! That's the spirit!
2: C'mon! I'm waiting, kid!
3: You old farrrrrt!
5: Die! Just hurry up and die already, you stupid geezer!
7: Why is everyone being so mean?!
8: It's so frustrating... seriously...
1: Wh-what are you doing here?!
SFX: CRACK BOOM
2: Shut up! Just bring out Hishi! Bring him out at once!
SIGN: Boxing Club
3: Zack's here to pulverize him!!
4: [The Pulverizer
5: [Turtles are human too
6: [You're already dead
7: Wait... that's the kid from the other day!
8: Stupid little brat!!
2: I'm right here. I won't run or hide...
3: Now stop making all this commotion
5: There you are, you little rat...
6: Good timing... I just happened to be bored.
7: Get in the ring.
1: Alright! I was waiting to hear that!
3: I'm gonna send you flying sky high this time!
1: Hmph! That's my line, you stupid monkey!
2: Let's go!
3: Waaaahhh! You're gonna try and scare me with your super speed again, arencha? Well it's not gonna work this time, stupid!
5: Look at the fruit of my training! This is my Super Runaround Technique!!
6: /Wh-what a crazy way to run...
7: /He wasn't this fast before...
1: Fruit #2!
3: Take this! Statue Headbutt Spinning Bullet!
1: Owww... looks like I'm still gonna need to work on that a bit more...
2: /Wh-what? He just nicked me, and it was enough to create a mark like this?!
4: /dead meat now...
1: Eheheheh... your punches really do hurt...
2: But now it's my turn!
3: Uooohhh! Check this out! Fruit of my training #3!
4: Super Crotch Kick!!
2: H-he disappeared?!
3: Wh-what?! How did he just disappear?!
5: Grahh! There he is again!
1: /Owww... I think he just punched my brain all the way back to Brazil...
1: Wahh! No way!
1: The end...
2: Hey, call an ambulance.
3: Y-yes, captain!
4: W-wait... jerkface...
1: What are you calling an ambulance for? So you can ride in one?
5: Maybe you'd be better off calling a hearse?
6: /Impossible... he took that many punches, and he's still standing?
7: /Just what is this guy made out of?
2: Uooohhh! Fine! Maybe I will call a hearse!
3: But the only one riding in it is gonna be you!!
5: What's this turtle doing?!
6: Now! Take this!!
1: What?! What the?!
REBORN / END
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