#6. Secret Training
PULVERIZE 'EM, ZACK! #6
tl by danluffey
Chapter 6 - Secret Training
2: Hishi-san's down!!
3: /Wh-what a punch...
4: /I've never fought anyone with a punch that strong before...
5: /W-wait, what am I thinking?! He just happened to get that punch in because his turtle jumped out and bit me!
6: /I'm gonna kill him now...
1: Zack fell down...
2: Of course he did! Did you see how many of Hishi-san's punches he took?!
3: I wonder if he's even still alive...
4: Zack's punch was really something, though. It knocked Hishi-san down...
2: Hey Hishi... you jerk...
3: You really are strong...
4: But... my punch knocked you down too...
5: That means that I'm not a total loser, now am I? Keheheheh...
1: Wh-what are you trying to say... monkey?
2: That I'm gonna kick your butt!
3: And I'm gonna do it with boxing, your favorite!
4: What?! You little... don't you get it?!
7: Not now! Can't you tell that you won for today, you stupid idiot?!
8: [You're the one that lost...
1: Three weeks... no, two!
3: I'm gonna learn boxing in two weeks and then come back and beat the crap outta you!
6: Hmph... so you're challenging me, huh?
7: Guess I'll accept, monkey...
1: You'd better! You hear me?!
3: In two weeks, you're already dead!
5: Juuuust kidding! Gyahahahaha!
8: You little freak!!
2: Looks like he really wants me to...
4: kill him..!
6: Hishi-san's getting serious now...
7: Zack's a goner...
SIGN: Janitor's Office
2: Ho ho ho! Well? How do you like my gym?
1: Well, old man?! Are you gonna teach me boxing or what?!
3: If you wanna get strong enough to beat that Hishi Ryo fellow...
5: You're gonna need a lotta mettle! You think you can take it?!
8: Hmm... looks like that self-training of yours made you a bit faster...
1: Heheh... yeah, I guess...
2: But it still wasn't enough to beat Hishi...
3: I'll do whatever it takes, old man!
4: I'm gonna beat that Hishi loser...
5: Even if it kills me!
6: [That line sounds really cool, doesn't it?
8: Don't forget those words.
9: And come at me like your life depends on it...
1: OK then, it's decided!
3: Allow me to re-introduce myself, then. I'm Konuma Genzo, the janitor at this here school!
5: This is my grandson, Saizo! He's stupid, and he's ugly, to boot!
6: Geheheh! Nice ta meetcha, bro! (SLIP)
7: wanna see mah balls?
8: H-hey, you sure it's OK for me to drink all this sake?
9: Go for it! This is a celebration!
1: Training starts tomorrow! It's gonna be super tough!
2: Kyahahaha! Whatever, old man! Arrows, guns, poop, bring it on! I'll take it all!
1: Wow, I didn't know you were this strong, old man!
2: Course I am! I'm the Asian champion, you little runt!
3: C'mon! your hands aren't moving! Keep jabbing while you run, you little maggot!
6: Alright! 40 more times!
7: You're pretty heavy!
8: Sorry, bro!
1: A straight is the basic of any punch! Tuck in your chin! Put your waist into it!
2: Keep a stiff guard up and thrust straight through the enemy!
3: Tighten up your abs! You think you can take Hishi's punches with that?!
4: My head! My heaaaaad!
1: You get spanked for however many you miss!
3: Phew... nothing like a smoke after some exercise!
4: You said it, bro!
SFX: WHACK WHAP
1: What are you looking at?! Shoot 'em all down! Keep your eyes peeled! Don't miss a single one!
2-4: PEW PEW
5: Can't even enjoy a video game like this...
6: There you go! Now connect that to an uppercut!
7: No! Not like that, you idiot!
1: What?! A secret weapon?!
2: That's right! It'll take a week to learn, though! Fighting isn't so easy that you can master everything in two weeks, you know!
3: Especially if you wanna get strong enough to face a genius like Hishi Ryo...
4: But your natural animal instinct may become the greatest weapon of all!
5: [Stop trying to act cool, old man!
6: So I'm gonna use your natural talents and give you a secret weapon!
7: Th-this sounds fun...
1: Z-Zack?! What happened to you?!
2: Eheheh... old man Konuma...
3: he's gonna give me a secret weapon...
6: Wh-why is your jaw so swollen?! And you're covered in blood!
7: [I thought he was Moomin...
1: Heheh... I'm fine... just need to put some spit on it and it'll get all better...
2: Can you wake me up after I nap for a few hours? I have to go back out and train some more...
3: Hyaaah... I'm so tired...
7: He fell asleep...
2: OK! NOW!
3: Uhyaah! I did it! Woohoo!
5: You did it, Zack... are your fists alright?!
6: Yeah, I think they're fine!
1: Look at all that damage your punch did...
4: It's frightening!
6: If you don't use it properly, though, you could end up losing your own life. Don't forget that, Zack!
8: CAW CAW
3: I thought he was just some retard... but did you see that just now?
5: I knew I wasn't wrong about him...
1: He'll awaken soon...
2: It's just a matter of time now!
SFX: CAW CAW
1: [Soon, the day of the rematch came!
2: What? What's going on at the boxing club?
3: Apparently they're having some kind of special practice today!
4: No peanut gallery! Only boxing club members are allowed in inside!
5: Araki-san! It's about time!
6: Oh, alright! Let'sgo!
SIGN: You're gonna go home crying, Hishi!
2: What the hell kinda outfit supposed to be?
1: OK, you two! Into the center!
3: Heheh... Guess I'll go first to warm up!
1: OK, you can ring the gong now!!
2: Waaah! What's that little idiot doing?! He fouled him already?!
Secret Training / END
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