#9. The Invincible Man
PULVERIZE 'EM, ZACK! #9
tl by danluffey
Chapter 9 – The Invincible Man
SIGN: Boxing Club
1: Oh no! This is bad!
2: S-someone call a doctor!
SFX: DING DING
4: What are you doing, you idiots?! Pick him up gently! C'mon!
5: Hey! Be careful with his head!
2: Outta the way!
3: (Is he gonna be alright...?
4: (Don't tell me he's dead...
1: Old man...
2: It's alright. Don't worry!
4: Hishi's tougher than he looks. He'll be back to normal in a few days!
6: [Why do you have to put that on each time you speak?!
7: Huh? R-really?!
8: Yahooooo! Chahaha! We did it!
9: I can't believe I let that idiot scare me like that! I'm gonna kick him in the balls next time I see him! Uhyohyoooi!
1: By the way, bro...
2: What is it, Saizo?
3: What exactly is the Colonel Sanders Punch Part II, anyway?
4: (Waahh! Why'd you let go?!
5: Oh... that?
6: The truth is...
1: (Wha? What? What?
2: I dunno how to explain it! Take it away, old man!
4: Hmm... (Fine, fine...)
SFX: PITTER PATTER
5: N-n-n-ow then, I'll begin the explanation...
6: (What are you getting nervous for?
7: The Colonel Sanders Punch Part 1 is three times as strong as a normal punch.
10: Hishi's Colonel Sanders Counter adds in his jump force to make it four times stronger.
1: But Zack, that idiot,
2: let himself get knocked against the ropes when he took Hishi's first upper.
3: In other words, during the moment when Hishi jumped upwards,
4: Boingy power!
5: Zack added in the force from being bounced back by the ropes
6: and flew towards Hishi like a pinball!
7: [Three times as powerful!
1: Gyahahaha! Looks like you're all paralyzed by my genius!
3: Waheeheehee! If you think you're surprised now, just wait till you see what I've got in here! Bwahahaha!
5: Hey, someone laughed! OK, that earned you another mooning!
7: No one wants to see your dirty butt, you stupid kid! Gehahahaha!
8: Yeaaaah! Do a little striptease for us next! Bwahaha!
1: (OK, but just a little...
2: /Sheesh... at first sight, he looks like a total fool, but there's a powerful animal instinct lurking in his heart...
3: /I can't take my eyes off him, that's for sure... not off little Zack...
4: [What is with you, old man?
5: [Hishi vs. Zack - Two rounds, 2:27 - Zack wins by KO!
1: [And so... we hurry on to the next day!
2: [Right after lunch!
SIGN: Ikeda Academy
3: (Stepped on an octopus! Stepped on some poop! Squish squish squish!
4: Gyahahaha! This is great!
5: Now I can do all the boxing I want! This is gonna be so much fun!
SFX: PFF PFF PFF
1: Y-you're giving this all to me? Really?
2: Gyahahaha! I can give you even more if you want it, pops!
1: F-fine, then, as a special exception, I'll allow you to transfer in to our school.
2: You seem like a total idiot, but I'll just tell everyone that you passed the exam...
3: Yahooo! Hooray! Now I can be a real member of the boxing club!
SFX: LICK LICK LICK
4: You're real pal, pops!
5: I would like to thank you too.
6: He's a jewel. I know he'll shine with a bit more polishing.
8: Yeaaah! You're right! Just a bit more polishing, and he'll be super shiny!
SFX: SQUEAK SQUEAK
1: He's talking about you! YOU!!
3: Th-the old man said that if I polish my jewels, they'll get shiny?
SFX: SWISH SWISH
5: Will these things really shine if I polish them?
6: Oh, come on, you idiot!
7: (He's a total retard...
8: Waaahh! They really are shining!
SFX: SPARKLE SPARKLE
9: C'mon and touch 'em!
SFX: CHOO CHOO CHOO
1: OK, here's the boxing clubhouse.
2: Kyahaha! I know, I've already been here!
6: Wh-what's going on?!
7: Wh-what the?!
1: Who are you people?!
2: What are you doing?!
5: Heheh... long time no see, principal...
1: Sh... Shirakawa!
2: Huh? Whozzat?
4: That's the only son of the mayor!
5: The mayor holds a lot of power in our city... he practically owns the entire place!
6: The school, the police, the city council... they all have to answer to him!
7: He can do whatever he wants, and we have no choice but to ignore all the bad things he lets his son do!
1: A... ahahaha...
4: N-now then, I think I'll get back to work...
5: Ahaha! Excuse me, then!
6: Hey, pops...
8: What was that about?
9: Ahhh! Woah, you guys really got trashed!
10: What happened? Was there a fight?
1: G-get out of here, Zack!
3: R-run! This is our problem...
4: It has nothing to do with you... stop butting in... alright?!
5: Huh? Hishi?! You're here too?!
6: Woah! You're all covered in blood!
2: Hey, who said you could talk to him, you piece of shit?!
7: Stop it! I dunno what's going on here, but it looks like Hishi's about to die!
1: Who do you think you're talking to, huh?
3: /Wh-what's with his eyes? They don't look human....
4: /They look like a snake's!
5: /Snake eyes!
3: Nothing's going on here.
4: I just came to destroy his boxing club. That's all.
5: The strong get to bully the weak... that's how this world works. Got it, kid? Heheheh...
4: Owwww! Oooowwww!!
2: G-get away, Non!
4: I don't really know what's going on here...
5: But I'm pissed off now...
6: I'm gonna kill him...
7: Diiie, you jerk!
8: Stop it, Zack!
9: You wanna go up against Shirakawa-san? Are you insane?!
10: Lemme go! You wanna die too?!
SFX: WHAM BAM
1: You turdlickers!
1: Heheh... now it's your turn, whitesnake!
4: Uooohhh! Say your prayers!
1: Gyahahahaha! Take that! Say goodbye to your chin!
2: Kuheh... kuheheheh...
8: N-no way! It looks like I didn't even hit him!
1: R-run! Run away, Zack!
2: That guy's invincible!
4: Kuku... it's too late to turn tail now...
5: All that's left for you now...
6: is death!
The Invincible Man / END
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