#1. Rides are Fun
CHINDALA MANDALA #1
tl by danluffey
Rides are Fun
SIGN: Driver Training
1: When a light that's 200 meters ahead turns red, you need to put your foot on to the brake and slowly bring the vehicle to a stop.
2: Oh, sorry.
3: Hey, sensei...
4: It seems like you're the youngest teacher at this driving school... how old are you, anyway?
6: And you're single, right?!
7: The light turned green!
1: /I can't believe they actually gave her a permit...
2: I'm so happy that I got you
3: as my teacher!
4: I don't like older men, you know...
5: /Trying to seduce me into giving her a license, eh?
6: /Nakanishi Michiko... 21 years old...
7: /Her feminine wiles have taken her far, and she knows it...
1: Once you start moving, don't just keep the car in low. Change it into second.
SIGN: Tohto Driving School
2: /Boy am I tired...
3: Bet she was pretty sensitive, eh?
4: Sensitive? ...she's actually a bit slow-witted, if you ask me.
5: You're the slow-witted one, Kurumada Rinta!
1: I'm talking about touch, man! TOUCH!
3: Didn't you touch her?
4: She invited you to, didn't she? Like, by putting her hand on your leg or something...
5: Then you touch her back, and... twitch! She's so sensitive.
6: And those miniskirts drive me wild!
7: Some guys have even reached their hand all the way up to her panties, you know.
1: Enseki! You're up on the curb!
2: How many times do I have to go over this?!
3: I'm sorry.
4: I'm the one who's sorry! I'm gonna have to fail you again today!
5: Sheesh. That guy's been coming here for the past three months.
6: He can't even get himself a permit.
7: Thank you very much.
8: He's only acting so polite there because he thinks it'll help him pass the exam.
9: Deep down, his blood's probably boiling!
10: Which mean he must hate us as well.
1: But that's life, right?
2: All the more reason you should lap it up when a cute girl's decided to be sweet on you.
3: It makes them happy, and it lets you enjoy yourself!
5: I'm a normal young man.
6: Sometimes, I get certain urges.
7: Is it really a good idea to favor cute girls when they're sweet on me?
8: No! Absolutely not!
1: Listen carefully, Rinta! Japan created its first gasoline engine vehicles in 1871. Emperor Meiji himself rode in the first one,
2: and I had the honor of being his driver.
3: Ever since then, the Kurumada family has been a family of master chauffeurs.
4: I was very pleased when I found out that you had become a driving teacher, and I hope that you will keep teaching your students properly,
5: so as to uphold our family's reputation!
6: Sex means nothing when it comes to driving!
7: You cannot allow anyone to try and use their gender to push themselves up in an unfair manner. Male or female, you must be strict, fair, and polite!
8: I understand, grandpa!
1: Oh, Kurumada-sensei!
2: I passed my exam!
4: What's that supposed to mean?
7: Now I just have to go to Fuchuu soon and take care of my school exams.
8: For my first real drive, I thought I'd invite you to my private villa, sensei... what do you say? When's your day off?
9: Huh? Me?!
10: Now that I think about it... it's all thanks to your strict training that I was able to pass!
11: I'm really happy to hear that.
1: /Grandpa... it looks like my hard work finally paid off!
2: Wow! This is a brand new car.
3: My daddy promised he'd buy me one when I got my license.
1: There's another car parked here!
2: Yeah, I invited some of my friends too!
3: Oh, I see.
4: /Actually disappointed
5: /I thought I'd be able to spend some time alone with her...
6: So, how was my driving?
7: Pretty good, but...
8: I have to say, I got a little nervous when you bumped into the guard rail.
9: It's such a shame. A brand new car, and now it's dented!
1: Maybe I should have driven for you.
2: Nooo! I need to keep practicing.
3: Huh. This car's dented too...
4: This is Maki and Ikuko.
5: I put a bath on!
6: Go ahead and relax, sensei. I'm sure my driving must have tired you out.
7: Honestly, it kind of did...
1: Wooow! That looks just like a periscope!
2: Ahh! Michiko-san!
1: Heeey, don't you run away from me!
2: Wow, sensei!
4: What about your friends...
5: What about them? They know what I'm doing!
6: You were really strict in your teaching, so I need to repay you properly...
SFX: HAA HAA
1: Okay, here's your permit!
2: Time to get on the road!
3: Go into low gear to start out...
SFX: SMACK SMACK SMACK
4: OK, now go into second!
5: I can't take it anymore!
6: Huh?! He came already?!
1: It's my turn now, sensei!
SFX: RUB RUB
2: OK, here's your permit!
3: Time to get on the road!
4: Let's go!
5: You can't stay in low gear forever!
6: Put it into second!
7: Aww, come on. What fun is a drive unless you're going fast? Now go into third...
SFX: JIGGLE JIGGLE
1: Aww, his engine stalled!
3: My turn now!
4: P-please, give me a break!
SFX: RUB RUB
5: No breaks!
6: Now, keep your eyes ahead!
7: The light's red!
8: Oh, now it's green!
1: There's no time to waste! Get going!
2: Change lanes,
3: take turns...
4: All it takes is six times around the block
5: to tire
6: you out!
7: He's totally out of gas now.
8: We did it!
9: We got our revenge!
2: Everyone who gets you as a teacher ends up getting their license way later than everyone else!
3: Next week, we'll hit your teacher, OK, Mari?
4: Yeah! His name's Kanazawa!
5: I tried showing him my thighs, but you know what he said? "You shouldn't do things like that!"
6: He totally ruined my self-esteem!
7: Guys like that need to be taught just how fearsome we girls really are! We can easily use our natural weapons to render men completely impotent, whenever we want to!
9: Huh? Mari, don't you know what impotent means? You're so immature...
10: Impotence is what happens to guys who do it so much that they break their thingies!
1: Did he just become impotent?
2: I dunno.
3: He probably will, if we keep jacking him until morning...
5: /Did you hear what they just said?
6: You fool!
7: Sex is no different from driving!!
8: How can you call yourself an instructor if you have no control?!
9: You have to uphold your family's reputation!
10: Now stop sniveling and stand!
1: Maybe we should do a second gyration attack...
4: He's standing up?!
5: Go ahead, if you like, ladies...
6: But remember - driving too wildly may end up getting you into an accident.
7: That's right! You may have got the best of me before, but I'm gonna give it my all this time!
8: I'll you show what it really means to ride!
9: My veins are pulsating...
10: The signal's green!
1: Now, if you don't mind, I'll be borrowing one of your vehicles.
2: Make sure to drive safely when you go home, now.
3: [Kurumada Rinta - expert driver by day, sex expert by night... most people only see him as a humble driving instructor,
4: [but we've all seen his true colors... chindala, mandala! Ho-ho-kekyo!
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