#11. The Loach Geisha
CHINDALA MANDALA #11
tl by danluffey
#11. The Loach Geisha
1: She ran into one of the rooms...
2: She can't have gone far. She must just be hiding!
1: What are you two doing in here?!
2: W-we aren't thieves!
3: We just got drunk and went into the wrong room!
SFX: RUB RUB
1: That's him, boss!
1: Alright! Aim the cannon toward him!
SFX: SPLISH SPLISH
1: Hey, kid!
2: I heard you caused some trouble for my boys earlier.
3: It's time for you to face the music!
4: Heheh... that's not a bad one you've got there.
5: Wonder how many whacks it'll take to crack it in two?
1: Hold on a minute there.
2: You're clearly both well-endowed.
3: What good would it be to damage two fine tools?
4: If you insist in using them to battle,
5: then why not use them on women?
6: There's a 33-year old virgin geisha who lives in this area.
7: A virgin geisha...
8: AND she's 33?!
9: She must be uglier than sin!
10: She's just had a tough life... or should I say, no man has ever had what it takes to bed her.
11: Anyone who lays with her must first pass a test, you see... that's where the competition comes in.
1: What kind of a test?
2: A test of endurance...
3: Don't worry, though. There's no violence involved.
4: I'll call the geisha to my room.
5: I'm in the Matsukaze chamber.
6: Enjoy yourselves here, then come to meet me when you're ready.
7: Here she is.
1: Nice to meet you. My name is Kiku-Yakko.
2: /She's beautiful!
3: I'd like to begin at once, if you don't mind.
5: In that case, please strip naked
6: and lie down face-up.
1: First, she's going to put a big can
2: over both of your tools.
3: In order to get inside, though, you'll first need to break through the silver foil on the bottom.
5: This foil is nothing...
2: Wh-what the?
3: What is this?
7: There's so much of them...
1: You call this a battle of duration? Don't make me laugh!
2: It does feel good, but I've seen a lot of women... I've braved even the tightest herring roe and earthworm walls!
3: I can take this
4: for as many hours as you need me to!
5: This is all I need to withstand, right?
6: That's right. Until this incense is finished burning...
7: Long ago, they used to use these sticks to determine how long a session with a concubine would last.
8: Hah! You gotta be kidding me! Only one stick of incense?
1: What are you putting on top of there?!
2: Moxa. You know, the stuff they use in acupuncture.
3: The loaches...
4: are moving faster!
1: This is making the loaches on top hot, so they want to crawl down below.
2: The other loaches get pushed up, get hot, and then they try to crawl down too.
3: It's total chaos!
4: Please keep increasing the moxa.
1: If you drop the can, you lose.
2: The same goes for if you ejaculate.
3: I think we're about halfway there now.
2: I-I can't
3: take it anymore!
1: He's really doing his best...
2: I bet he'll cum soon, though. He'll lose far before the incense finishes burning.
3: Wow! That's it... you're almost there!
1: He did it!!
1: At long last, I've met a gentleman capable of making me into a true woman.
2: /Now, just what kind of pleasure could be hiding in a clam that's been sealed up for 33 whole years?
3: /Kurumada Rinta's seal was practically dancing in anticipation...
#11 / END
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