#18. A Small Henoko
CHINDALA MANDALA #18
tl by danluffey
#18. A Small Henoko
SFX: WIGGLE WIGGLE
1: Are you Kurumada Rinta-san?
2: I'd like to have a word with you.
3: With me?
4: I've heard that you are a true sexual master...
5: Well, I'm not sure about that...
6: But as far as the way of men and women... the way of Chindala Mandala, I am indeed currently on a journey trying to master it!
7: You must be cold standing there like that... please, join me in the bath!
10: But before that...
11: Please, look at this!
12: I'm small... aren't I? This is the source of all my pain and frustration.
1: Even now, when I'm here on a vacation with my co-workers...
2: I can't even bear to go into the bath with them. That's why I snuck out here late at night... and I can't bear to play with any of the women, either.
3: Isn't there any way for me to make myself bigger?
4: You can get an erection, can't you?
6: Then you'll be fine!
7: There are a lot of men who have the same worries as you, but most of them are actually just closing their hearts!
1: A long time ago, in Mutsu, a man named Nanbu Toshinaokou had created a military encampment near Sannno'e...
2: Toshinaokou was a very strict man, and so one day, he gave a very special order to his vassals.
3: You are not to go out into the village nad purchase any mistresses!
SFX: YES SIR
4: But to his young, hot-blooded vassals, this order was simply too cruel to bear.
5: This isn't fair!
6: Indeed... my crotch is swollen like a tumor and won't go away!
1: Ohh! A very comely woman is passing by!
2: Hieehh! She just looked my way!
3: No she didn't, you idiot! How could she see you through there?
4: Well, she's looking in this direction, that's for sure!
5: That woman always walks by here and looks this way.
7: Indeed. She knows that there are a lot of men in this encampment, and is curious about them.
8: She always passes by at this hour and glances at us...
1: And you always peep back at her!
2: You were planning to keep her all for yourself, weren't you?
3: Let's join in on the fun!
4: Yeah! Watching one's certainly better than simply imagining one!
5: Let's cut open a hole for each man!
6: She likes passing by here and looking at us, right?
7: Ohhh! Here she comes again!
8: Kufufufu... you boys really must be soft in the head... what you're doing now is merely child's play!
1: I prefer more "direct" pursuits.
2: What? Direct pursuits?
3: Sounds like you're the stupid one!
4: In case you haven't noticed, there's a huge wall between us!
5: Fine. Just watch me,
6: and then we'll see what you have to say!
SFX: RUB RUB
SFX: LICK LICK
3: Ah! Ah! Ah!
4: Ooh! Ooh! Ooooh!
SFX: WHAM WHAM
2: I-I'm so jealous I could explode!
3: Alright! We'll stick ours through tomorrow too!
4: But there's only one girl...
5: There's too many of us...
6: So be it! We'll allow her to choose!
1: Here we
3: She ran away...
4: The sheer number must have scared her off!
5: Now what?!
6: Wait, gentlemen! Do not fear!
7: Take another look!
1: Ohhh! She brought all her friends with her!
2: How gracious of her!
3: This situation is called "hori-koshi" in Japanese. It was often used by soldiers in military encampments, for one can never know when the enemy might attack. This allowed them to stay alert at all times...
1: After enjoying the hori-koshi for several days...
2: That's strange.
3: The women are really taking their time tonight...
4: Suddenly, the princess and her ladies happened to pass by.
1: What are these?
4: I just asked you what they are! Answer me!
5: W-well, they're...
6: just bamboo shoots! You know, the ones that pop out of bamboo...
7: Technically, they're a type of mushroom...
8: Normally, mushrooms are called "kinoko," but these special ones are called "Henoko!"
9: So is that another slang word for penis now?
10: I see. Henoko... interesting.
11: Ahh! Princess!
12: Don't touch them!
1: It feels warm, like it's alive! And it's throbbing!
2: H-hurry up and get away from it!
3: It-it's poisonous!
5: I can't take it anymore!
7: It squirted something sticky out on to me!
8: O-oh no! Look!
9: It's covered you with its poison!
10: Later, Toshinaokou heard about what had happened from one of the court ladies and became enraged.
11: As punishment, he sent all of the henoko warriors straight to the front line...
1: Only one lone warrior escaped Toshinaokou's wrath,
2: and that was because he never stuck his manhood through the fence.
3: The truth is...
4: he was simply too ashamed to, due to his small size.
5: But Toshinaokou respected him of a valorous warrior of great virtue,
6: and eventually let him pay a visit to the princess.
7: He may have been small, but he was still capable of pleasing her.
8: The princess also had a sweet virgin cherry,
9: so his small size was perfect for her.
1: The princess often spoke with her court lady about their love.
2: My man is small, perky, and so delicious!
3: In fact, we have so much fun together
4: that I've been taking his poison every night.
5: Look! It's made my stomach swell up so big!
1: Do you understand now?
2: Size isn't everything!
3: And as far as lucky penises go, it seems that in the long run, the smaller, the better.
4: As far as I can tell from looking, yours isn't too small that you can't have sex with it...
5: And it looks like it may be a lucky one!
6: But first you need to trust in yourself! Have confidence!
7: For some reason I feel a lot more confident now!
8: [And so, the man left with a bright smile on his face.
1: [Later, Rinta received a letter from him.
2: [His company boss took a liking to him and asked him to take his daughter in marriage. He's now living a happy life with her...
3: [Incidentally, the average size of the Japanese penis seems to be around 7cm, while the thickness is around 8cm.
4: [Normal Japanese penises grow to 1.5 or 2 times their size when erect. Of course, even being a few centimeters below the norm won't have any negative effect on your sexual intercourse.
5: [So if you're small, don't worry about it! You might just have a lucky one!
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