#18. Yumi's Dangerous Day
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#18. Yumi's Dangerous Day
paper: This autumn, look more adult with Shibuya style makeup, or look even cuter with Harajuku style! Point makeup with eyes, mouth, and nails!
2: Woah, what is that? Shibuya style in autumn? Hmmmm... point makeup...
PAPER: Tokyo - Kawamoto Makorin (11th Grade)
4: Kawamoto... Makorin?
6: This is you?!
7: You look so adult!
1: Wow! This is Petite Sevon! (I buy this every month!)
2: They chose me as a reader model! It's my first job!
4: Why don't you try it out next month?
7: Their next project is to do a collection of "going to school style" for high schoolers. You'll show them your nails, your makeup, and what's inside your bag and stuff.
SFX: Uh-huh Uh-huh Uh-huh
8: When I showed your picture to Furuya, my cameraman, he said, "Oh, she's a backpack girl! Bring her in!"
1: Whaaaat? But I...
2: I don't even do my makeup or nails usually... and you know what's inside my bag!
3: A shirt, socks, and long pants for walking around, a sleeping bag, a lantern, cookware, a towel, matches, a lighter, food, and other stuff too! They don't want to see this...
4: Wow, this is so weird... why are you carrying this around with you?
5: A lantern?
6: It's like you're planning to go hiking or something.
7: It's simple...
10: Ishida Yumi is a teleporter, but she can't control herself.
1: Can't control what?
3: Sorry, you'll have to excuse me.
4: I wondered what you two were squealing about. Ridiculous.
5: How could a magazine like this hold any real data of value?
6: If you want to be in a magazine,
MAGAZINE: Einstein in the 21st Century
7: then you need to snag the cover of a REAL magazine that has international authority!
8: So anyway, there's going to be another shoot after school ends today...
11: Whaaat? Today?! But I'm not ready...
1: Hmph... fine... someday, you'll both come to understand the true genius of Shihodo Mamoru... and by then, it'll be far too late...
2: It'll be easy!
4: Especially you...
5: Ishida Yumi.
6: Umm, but I'm kind of nervous...
7: F.D. Roppongi Studio
8: 20 more minutes until the shoot!
9: We're counting on you!
SFX: sparkle sparkle
1: Gyahaha! Is this your face, Makorin?
2: Don't laugh so much, Shina!
3: Hey! Give that back!
4: You can really make a lot of different faces, Makorin!
5: They took that when I had just woken up, that's all!
6: Makorin never has trouble speaking with anyone. Must be nice... people just naturally like her.
7: And they're all so pretty and cute... they really look like reader models. I never should have come here in the first place... I'm starting to regret it...
2: I'm going to go to the bathroom.
4: Only 10 minutes 'till the shoot, so be sure to hurry!
5: Ahhh... I couldn't take it in there... I'm so pathetic. Makorin was probably shocked at me as well.
6: I want to make a lot of friends... but if I get too close to someone, I may end up dragging them into trouble...
1: I still want to get along with everyone despite my ability, but... but... lately, I've been a bit timid and cowardly around people... I don't even like being this way, but...
2: But I don't want Makorin to start to hate me! That's the one thing I need to prevent!
5: Once I get out from the bathroom, I'm going to do my best to join in on the conversation!
3: No way...
SFX: PICK PICK
2: Someone jumped off!
3: F-from the 60th floor?!
4: No way... they'll get smashed to pieces!
5: Woah, look up!
6: Someone jumped off!
7: It's a suicide!
9: It's a girl!
10: N-no, run...
11: She's going to go splat!!
4: Wh-what is this?!
5-6: quack quack
SFX: SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH
3: Why did I have to get a flight combo at a time like this?!
4: Argh! And I ended up in a huge trash heap!
5: I need to hurry back, or else the shoot will start without me...
6: I don't want to cause any trouble for Makorin!
7: creak creak
3: Wahh! Hey! Wait...
SFX: STOMP STOMP
1: Hey now,
2: What kind of man interrupts another while he's makin' love, huh?
3: Mr. Ando...
4: You seem awful confident, Sakashita...
5: Sorry to break it to you, but I've got a warrant.
6: Check the toilet tank too.
7: The veranda...
8: And the inside of the washing machine.
9: Hah... you ain't gonna find anything. But go ahead, if that's what floats your boat.
10: I will.
12: where did you hide it?
15: I threw it away.
5: Mr. Ando...
1: Kyaah, she disappeared!
2: Did you see that?!
4: It can't be...
5: Th-this is my heroin...
6: How... yesterday I threw it all into a trash heap with a tracker!!
7: How is it here?!
1: Because God's got his eye on you, Sakashita...
3: This makes no sense...
4: I've caught the crook... but Yumi's probably still flying around somewhere. The poor girl...
5: Hmph! Yes!
6: They've all gone home.
SIGN: Ishida Yumi
3: She took her shorts home...
4: Good! She hasn't washed it... heheheh... I already researched her and discovered that Ishida Yumi doesn't wash her PE clothes after just one wear...
5: Now all I need to do is extract some sweat from the clothes and analyze them, and I'll get that much closer to learning the secret of teleportation!
6: Hurry, Shihodo Mamoru... your future glory depends on this! Extract it quickly and nimbly, then flee the scene!
4: M-my nose broke...
5: Owww! Graaah!
6: B-blood... I'm bleeding!
7: This is...
3: Hey! That's my PE shirt!
4: Why is your nose bleeding!
5: I don't believe you! Give me that back, you pervert!!!
7: You teleported in just above my head! That's why my nose is bleeding... it's your fault!
3: You teleported us AGAAAAIN!
4: Waaaaaah... s... s...
SFX: HAA HAA
6: That's where the studio is!
7: Oh no! There are only two minutes left until the shoot!
8: Hurry, hurry!
9: Nnngggh... Ishida Yumi... you'll pay for this...
SFX: FLUTTER FLUTTER
10: Hey, look!
11: Woah, someone's on top of the train!
1: OK, here goes!
2: Great! Let me take another!
3: Ahhh, Yumi...
4: She went off somewhere again...
5: Makorin, look this way please!
6: Mr. Furuya...
7: Ishida Yumi came in a bit late.
9: Oh, the backpack girl? Good, bring her in!
1: Yumi, you're up!
2: Go on in!
4: I'm very sorry for being late!
5: Hahaha... I accidentally knocked a trash can over...
6: Wh-wh-what happened, Yumi?!
7: Are you OK? Are you hurt?
8: No... I'm really sorry, Makorin...
1: You're exactly what I've been looking for! I can jut feel the inspiration spiraling up from inside you! This is perfect!!
4: Sorry, but that's all for today! The rest of you can go home!
5: Ah... Makorin...
6: Kikuchi, go bring the car around!
7: What's going on?
8: After that, the cameraman and I drove around Tokyo and took pictures until well past 9 PM...
1: -Two Weeks Later-
3: Alright, here goes!
5: Why do I feel so nervous?
6: C'mon, where are we?
7: Ahhhh, I can't take it any more...
8: Waah! Yumi... look, look!
10: Wh... ere...
1: Dive into real survival!!
1: Woaaaahh... uhh, it looks like I'm really trying to act cool...
2: No way! You look totally natural! (And cool!)
3: Do you really mean that?
4: Of couuuurse! C'mon, enough already!
6: Sorry! I can't help it!
SIGN: Student Guidance
7: Hey, don't turn away!
1: Hurry up and write 30 pages! You need to prove that you're truly sorry for what you did, Shihodo Mamoru!
2: Stupid sado bitch...
3: It even made it to the newspapers!
PAPER: A high school student jumped on a train to avoid paying for the fare!
4: Any other student would be expelled after this!
5: Hmph! The only reason a genius such as myself has to even come to such a low-level school is because Ishida Yumi is here! For the development of my dream, the esper serum! Ishida Yumi... you will be mine!!
6: I said don't turn away!
8: And so, while Shihodo was arrested and suspended for riding a train without paying the fare...
9: Pro cameraman really are awesome!
10: I hardly recognize myself!
11: I was entranced with my own photos... I'll apologize next time I see you, Shihodo! But I want you to wash my shirt before you give it back!
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