#20. Yumi Explodes
tl by danluffey
#20. Yumi Explodes
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#20. Yumi Explodes
1: Does that feel good...?
SFX: RUSTLE RUSTLE
2: Aaahh! I can't believe that hair salon!
3: I managed to salvage my bangs somehow, but look at this, Yumi!
4: What am I going to do with all this crinkly hair?!
1: Well, I guess I can't blame them. I have so much fashion sense as it is...
6: I managed to make it work somehow, but do you think going for a full-on image change would be a bit too ambitious?!
7: Anyway, I just wanted to bring you up to speed on that.
8: Speaking of which, did you do today's math homework?
9: I-I still haven't done it yet...
11: rub rub
2: dirty old maaaaaan!!!
2: Waah! Hey...
3: I saw you, perv!!
4: Want me to drag you in to the police?!
5: Fine, you want to know the truth? She... said it felt good...
6: She asked me to press her bum more and more...
8: I didn't say ANYTHING!!
9: Violence is bad...
10: girls should just be good girls and let us touch 'em right...
4: He jumped ouuuuut!!
5: No way...
7: Please stop! Driver! Someone jumped out!
9: A pervert just jumped out the window...
1: Woah, what's that?!
3: Someone jumped out of a bus...
SFX: ROLL ROLL ROLL
4: and is rolling...
5: What's going on?!
6: Is he alive?!
7: Did he die?!
bottom: "Faaarah" is the sound effect for when something really scary happens
2: No waaaay!
SIGN: Culture Academy
4: You aren't making that up, Tamaki?!
6: Gimme a breaaaak!
1: You know I walk to school, right? I was walking right by when it happened!
2: I saw that pervert guy roll riiiight out onto the street!
3: Then he said,
4: "Hey, you! What school are you from?"
5: And I said,
6: "I'm from the Culture Academy! Our uniforms are pretty popular, huh?"
SFX: AHAHAHA SERIOUSLY?!
7: Alright! I believe you!
8: But Makorin... that pervert's fearless attitude has got me thinking...
1: You're right.
2: There may be more attacks yet to come.
3: Ahhh, but Makorin, thanks so much!
4: What are you saying, Yumi? How could I go without protecting you?
5: Aren't you glad we decided to use "sticking out your tongue" as the molestation sign?
8: I was so scared that I couldn't speak, after all...
9: You need to be careful too, Tamaki! Girls like you are in the most danger!
10: Oh, you don't need to worry! I'll just have my boyfriend protect me!
11: Ahaha! Good idea!
12: Yeah, that's perfect! (I've never had a boyfriend in my entire life, though!)
1: And, including tax, it'll be...
2: 4,260 yen...
3: Hey, girl...
6: Does that masking tape...
7: stick well?
1: Umm... yes, this is a very strong brand.
2: Oh... do you want someone to tie you up with it?
3: How 'bout I do it?
4: No, umm...
5: We... er, I, um... uh...
6: Wanna know something?
7: I'm gonna go tie up a high school girl with this.
8: Girls these days have a lot of special tastes, they sure keep me on my toes... you know what I mean, don't you, girl?
10: It'll be 4,260...
SFX: KEHEEHEE KEHEEHEEHEE KAHEEHAHEE
11: Oh... guess you don't wanna be tied up, do you?
1: You changed your hairstyle?
2: I got a perm.
3: Oh... is that soooo?
4: Yumi, you've really grown up.
5: I didn't expect you to call me out on a personal matter like this.
6: What are you saying, Mr. Ando?! Protecting the citizens of the city is the job of any policeman, right?
7: Don't be so stiff, Renfrot!
8: You've got a flower on each hand now!
1: A flower on each hand...?
2: Makorin! Let's have our meeting at McDonald's!
3: Yeah! And we'll have Ren pay for it!
4: Over here, Mr. Andooo!!
5: Oooh, hurry it up!
7: Here you go... (Eat like your life depends on it!)
8: Kyaaaa! There are so many!
9: Wooow! Time to chow down!
10: So, what's the pervert look like?
1: He was a super short, fag, bald old man with glasses!
SFX: MUNCH MUNCH
2: And he was really sweaty!!
4: And he had a bit of a Kansai accent.
5: A Kansai accent, huh?
6: That brings one to mind...
7: flip flip
8: Hey, quit that!!
9: What's the big deal? We saw his face, so let us check too!
10: Ahh, this is...
11: Hey!! These are confidential!
1: Ahhh! That's him! That's the pervert, Yumi!!
5: we've got out crook here!
6: We marked him too, because he's a pretty bad serial molester.
7: And he likes to go for the same victims over and over again.
9: I imagine he'll probably come for you again, Yumi.
10: I'll accompany you to school next time, OK?
1: Yaaaay! Mr. Ando's gonna be my bodyguard!!
2: I expected no less from you, Renfrot! People say Italian men send out pheromones when they speak... I guess they were right!
3: poke poke pokepoke pokepokepoke
4: You little ladykiller, you! Take that! And that!
5: I don't expect them to respect me, per say... but girls these days are really something...
7: Oh, but Mr. Ando, can you keep this a secret from my mom?
9: She worries enough already,
10: and we live alone, so I don't want to cause her any more stress.
11: Yeah, sure... wow, you really HAVE grown up, Yumi!
1: Bye bye, Mr. Andooo!
2: See ya next time, man! bye bye!
3: Boy am I tired...
4: Hey, Makorin, want to sleep over tonight!
5: Yeah! We have school off tomorrow anyways!
6: Let's grab your mom and stay up all night! (We'll sleep at some point, though!)
8: Wheee! Honey, I'm hoooooome!
1: M... mom?
2: Wh-what the?
3: Nnnngh... the laundry's going to get all wet in the rain... mumble mumble...
4: Why is she sleeping on the floor?!
5: Even when she's asleep, she's a mom...
6: So cute!
7: Mom! Mom!!
SFX: SHAKE SHAKE
8: Yumi... you have to wake up now...
9: Geez! Makorin, help me carry her!
1: Oof! Ooooof!
2: How much does your mom weight, Yumi?
3: Nnnggh... 50kg!
5: Sorry, Makorin, can you grab some pajamas? (They're in the closet...)
8: Heheh! Time to dress up Yumi's mom! I wonder what color panties she wears?
SFX: HOP HOP
5: Uggh... ggh... hoo...
6: This is fast-acting sleeping gas... works pretty well, don't it?
1: Shut up or I'll kill you!!
5: Aaaahh... yessss... she's got such nice boobies...
1: I've always wanted to feel up a bitchy girl like her...
3: But when I'm on the bus, or the train, it's always nice, quiet girls like you who let me grab 'em....
4: That's how it should be. Girls should just be good little girls and enjoy it...
SFX: KEHEE KEHEEHEE KAHEEHAHEE
5: Aaaaahhh! They feel so soft... I can't take it anymore!
SFX: KEHEEHEEHEEHEE OHO OHOHOHO OHO KEHEE
6: OK... time to take her little clothes off.. (KEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE SHAI SHAI SHAI)
2: Just sit down and be quiet!
3: Please don't
4: do any more weird stuff to Makorin...
5: What?! Fine...
6: you wanna get naked first?!
2: You're gonna pay... no matter what it takes,
3: I'm gonna make you pay!!!
4: P-p-p-please, forgive me...
5: I just really like girls. That's all...
6: I just want to be true to myself!
7: Why don't you start liking boys, then?
1: Wh-what the?!
2: Spend some time here,
3: and maybe you'll learn how it feels to be a girl.
1: And remember it...
2: Because there isn't a single girl who enjoys being molested!
3: Noooo, there are!
4: There's gonna be at least one!!
SFX: RUB RUB
8: Wow! So cute! Love the outfit!
SFX: CHIRP CHIRP
2: Oh, it's morning...
5: Why am I asleep up here?!
6: Oh yeah, that molester broke into my house yesterday... but after that, I don't quite remember what happened...
8: It's nice weather again today!
9: For some reason, though, I feel really refreshed. Like I'm starting a new day without any problems!!
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